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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 07:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Trump White House opens door to historic military deployment on U.S. soil - The Washington Post

share office space ...

No, not a chance

‘Superman’ Final Trailer Shows David Corenswet “Doing Important Stuff” - The Hollywood Reporter

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Then came..

What's your love story?